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"6 Reasons Why France Has The Sexiest Food": Nutritional Class Final is a MPGIS App-exclusive blog post by Jonathan Getslinhaumer.

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The French Baguette looks nearly identical to the American cock. The folds, the girth, the sturdiness. Also great with mayo.

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French bread utilizes less yeast per year than the average Overland Park High School vaginal cavity. That average is significantly weighted thanks to Brittnay Matthews.

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Macarons are not only a sweet treat for everyone to eat, but they can also double as a rather delicious butt plug alternative.

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French onion soup was (and in some cases still is) used as an inexpensive homemade lubricant.

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Crepes make surprisingly satisfying nipple covers whenever I wear jackets with no shirt under them. They prevent chafing and are the ultimate after school snack.

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France offers the world's largest variety of fondue. Last I checked, they also do not require consent before you stick in in.

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