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Brittnay's French Class Notes is a MPGIS App-exclusive blog post by Brittnay Matthews.

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(Editor's Note: Intentionally VERY messy)

FINAL DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!

Parlayvoo French? Fuck no I don't.

===My favorite French phrases:===
- Je peux faire une bonne pipe (Translation: I can give a blowjob)
- Veux-tu essayer l'amour en levrette? -------> lololololol one of these words means doggystyle (Translation: Want to try love on all fours?)
- Bouffes moi la chatte. (Translation: Meet the cunt)

===REASONS SAISON IS NOT ACTUALLY REALLY FRENCH===

  1. Have you seen her eat Overland Park's Poutine? She's Canadian AF.
  2. How do you say... I'M SAISON AND I'M A FUCKING LIAR WHORE
  3. The beret she wears was made in China. AKA NOT FRANCE.
  4. Her vag smells like Rainbow Trout, which everyone knows is native to Canada.
  5. She popped out her baby a couple months ago in the cafeteria and it STILL doesn't have an accent.


BRB bathroooooooom timeeee (pee droplets on paper) <---- ugh I missed a little while I was peeing!

(next to doodle) Me as duck feeding this dirtbag teacher some poison.

(next to little croissant doodles) How come whenever I try to draw a goddamn croissant it always looks like one of those weird-ass shits Deandra leaves floating in the girls' bathroom after Taco Tuesdays in the cafeteria?

===TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY OR TO NOT?===
PROS
- Biggest boobs in school
- Ass fatter than Nikki Minaj
- I'm genetically engineered to be compatible with plastics
- Beauty is a journey, not a destination
- Getting revenge bod over the summer so I can come back to school all like:
"SUCK MY GIANT TITS BITCHES"
CONS
-More fugly bitches will stare at me

FRENCH FRIES MAKE ME WET

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