Brittnay's French Class Notes is a MPGIS App-exclusive blog post by Brittnay Matthews.
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(EDITOR'S NOTE: Intentionally VERY messy. Doodles everywhere. And everything is [sic].)
FINAL DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!
Parlayvoo French? Fuck no I don't.
===My favorite French phrases:===
- Je peux faire une bonne pipe (Translation: I can give a blowjob)
- Veux-tu essayer l'amour en levrette? -------> lololololol one of these words means doggystyle (Translation: Want to try love on all fours?)
- Bouffes moi la chatte. (Translation: Meet the cunt)
===REASONS SAISON IS NOT ACTUALLY REALLY FRENCH===
- Have you seen her eat Overland Park's Poutine? She's Canadian AF.
- How do you say... I'M SAISON AND I'M A FUCKING LIAR WHORE
- The beret she wears was made in China. AKA NOT FRANCE.
- Her vag smells like Rainbow Trout, which everyone knows is native to Canada.
- She popped out her baby a couple months ago in the cafeteria and it STILL doesn't have an accent.
BRB bathroooooooom timeeee (pee droplets on paper) <---- ugh I missed a little while I was peeing!
(next to doodle) Me as duck feeding this dirtbag teacher some poison.
(next to little croissant doodles) How come whenever I try to draw a goddamn croissant it always looks like one of those weird-ass shits Deandra leaves floating in the girls' bathroom after Taco Tuesdays in the cafeteria?
===TO GET PLASTIC SURGERY OR TO NOT?===
PROS
- Biggest boobs in school
- Ass fatter than Nikki Minaj
- I'm genetically engineered to be compatible with plastics
- Beauty is a journey, not a destination
- Getting revenge bod over the summer so I can come back to school all like:
"SUCK MY GIANT TITS BITCHES"
CONS
-More fugly bitches will stare at me
FRENCH FRIES MAKE ME WET
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