The football team is celebrating a recent football practice when Jonathan Getslinhaumer shows up. He insists that the other boys call him "Than". They all complain about his appearance, and he makes various lewd comments, even offering to suck their dicks. After Than tries to insult Tanner by calling him gay, Tanner says he is, leaving Than confused. The team then goes to shower, leaving Than to ask why Matthew Derringer has no testicles or penis. He explains that it's a birth defect before they go to shower. Than then sobs by the bathroom stalls.