Brittnay: I DON’T WANT ANY MORE FUCKING CORN DOGS! (gets muffled) Deandra: I’ll have hers. Uh, you guys got any relish, over there? Juliette: No no. You’ve had enough. Deandra: Wait, what? I thought you guys were Hansel and Greteling us? Juliette: We are Hansel and Greteling them. You, however, have some sort of resistance. Deandra: Or a tapeworm, am I right?! So what, you guys are gonna just starve me to death? Juliette: No, no. Because you have displayed such an impressive appetite, for you, we have prepared something... special. Deandra: Oho, I am intrigued. Do your worst. Juliette: Chloe, Zoe, show our guest what we have prepared for her. Chloe and Zoe: A Kale salad! Juliette: With no. Dressing. Deandra:(beat) YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LEMME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ALL MONSTERS! YOU'RE THE MOST DEVILISH DEVILS I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!! YOU'RE THE DARKEST MOST EVIL-NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Than: Dude, you were so shitfaced that night, you couldn't have given consent! C'mon man, I'm a pervert, not a fuckin' monster. Mackenzie:(leans against a wall) We're never gonna figure this out! Saison:(beat) Eh, Mackenzie, what are you doing? Mackenzie: That's how you usually find a secret passage. You just give up and then you lean on something, and it usually opens... Deandra: Let's dance, frogs! (they fight) Brittnay: Saison... I think I owe you an apology. I know you’re French, and I’m sorry for always giving you such a hard time about it. Saison: ...Oh, really?! Thank you, Brittnay! Apology accepted. I knew you’d how do you say, come around. Brittnay: Yeah, yeah, Saison, that’s how you say it. Cameron: Oh, hey, Brittnay, what happened? Did you break your leg sucking a dick? Brittnay: ...Yeah, Cameron. I broke my leg sucking a dick. Cameron: Wait, really? You're fucking gross. Hey, Mackenzie, I brought Shay, like you asked. Shay:(entering) Yeah, what the fuck do you guys want? Oh, hey, Brittnay, what happened? Did you break your leg sucking a dick? Brittnay:(under her breath) God, this fucking family... Mackenzie: Ugh, fuck me... Shay: Well, when you put it that way... NO!!! Team USA: What?! Mackenzie: What the fuck?! Shay: Yeah, you heard me! No! And then - let me guess - we win. And then all of the sudden it's back to shitting on Shay. Calling me a Dog. Leaving Beggin' Strips in my hotel room. CAMERON. Cameron: Hey! In my defense, I was under the impression that Shay's don't know it's not bacon. Shay: Fuck you, Cameron. And fuck the rest of you. For once, nobody's gonna save the day. Instead, I'm gonna watch all of you fucking crash and burn. Now. If you'll excuse me, I gotta go get a good seat. BYYYEEEEE!