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Chloe and Zoe: A Kale salad!
Juliette: With no. Dressing.
Deandra: (beat) YOU MOTHERFUCKERS LEMME OUTTA HERE RIGHT NOW YOU'RE ALL MONSTERS! YOU'RE THE MOST DEVILISH DEVILS I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE!! YOU'RE THE DARKEST MOST EVIL-NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NO PLEASE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Mackenzie: (leans against a wall) We're never gonna figure this out!
Saison: (beat) Eh, Mackenzie, what are you doing?
Mackenzie: That's how you usually find a secret passage. You just give up and then you lean on something, and it usually opens...
Deandra: Let's dance, frogs!
Cameron: Oh, hey, Brittnay, what happened? Did you break your leg sucking a dick?
Brittnay: ...Yeah, Cameron. I broke my leg sucking a dick.
Cameron: Wait, really? You're fucking gross. Hey, Mackenzie, I brought Shay, like you asked.
Shay: (entering) Yeah, what the fuck do you guys want? Oh, hey, Brittnay, what happened? Did you break your leg sucking a dick?
Brittnay: (under her breath) God, this fucking family...
Mackenzie: Ugh, fuck me...
Shay: Well, when you put it that way... NO!!!
Team USA: What?!
Mackenzie: What the fuck?!
Shay: Yeah, you heard me! No! And then - let me guess - we win. And then all of the sudden it's back to shitting on Shay. Calling me a Dog. Leaving Beggin' Strips in my hotel room. CAMERON.
Cameron: Hey! In my defense, I was under the impression that Shay's don't know it's not bacon.
Shay: Fuck you, Cameron. And fuck the rest of you. For once, nobody's gonna save the day. Instead, I'm gonna watch all of you fucking crash and burn. Now. If you'll excuse me, I gotta go get a good seat. BYYYEEEEE!