| “ | And then the few weekends a year he does decide to grace us with his presence, he's surprised that after a day of taking care of his goddamn children and his diabetic dog, who needs an insulin shot in the morning and at night, you don't really have the energy to crawl around on all fours acting grateful that his three inch half-chub has decided to make an appearance. No, honey, the thought of the thirty-seconds of pump and grunt that you call sex has nothing to do with why I haven't been able to get wet in the last ten years! | ” |
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| —Episode 52 | ||
Pamela Darabond is the ex-wife of former senator Darren Darabond and the mother of Jenna Darabond.
Personality[]
Pamela Darabond presents herself as rather unpleasant and holier-than-thou an the beginning of the parent-teacher conference, taking fierce pride in her husband's profession. However, this completely falls apart at the end of said conference, causing her to have a breakdown, in which she appears frustrated, aggressive and disappointed. She is, however, very polite to others and has a very good relationship with her daughter.
Appearance[]
Pamela is a Wizard of Oz doll, who has brown, full hair and grey eyes. She is a Caucasian female in her forties or fifties with a slim figure, an oval face with high cheekbones and a small nose. Unlike the other Caucasian female characters, she has full, red lips.
Oz the Great and Powerful Evanora doll.
- Doll: Evanora
- Where to Buy: Unknown
Pamela Darabond is shown to be wearing the clothes from Barbie "I Can Be President 2012". Also the same clothes that Jeannie Halverstad wears. The doll is Oz Great and Powerful "Evanora".
Biography[]
Pamela Darabond is presumably in her forties to fifties and was formerly married to Kansas senator Darren Darabond. Her earlier life is unknown, but we do know that she always presents a facade of marital happiness when it comes to her husband. She married Darren Darabond presumably in the mid-90s and the two had at least one child, a daughter named Jenna. Her dissatisfaction with her husband, both emotionally and sexually builds up during their marriage, especially as he his away most of the time, leaving the care of their children and the house solely to her. This eventually comes to a head in early 2014, when she snaps during a parent-teacher conference accuses her husband of adultery and insults his potency. Their marriage in tatters, Darren Darabond eventually divorces Pamela in favour of his mistress, Cameron van Buren, who dumps him shortly after. It is unknown how her life progresses from here, but it is likely she will have to look for a job now herself and support her daughter and diabetic dog herself.
Relationships[]
Darren Darabond: Pamela and Darren were at one point married, presumably during the mid-90s and must've been happy enough with one another to produce at least one child, their daughter Jenna. However, their marriage becomes a long-distance relationship as Darren becomes a senator and spends most of his time in Washington, presumably having mistresses there, as well. Pamela tries to present a happy facade, but this eventually breaks and she and Darren divorce soon after, their relationship in tatters.
Jenna Darabond: Jenna is Pamela's only known child, and she loves her daughter very much and is very protective of her, believing in her daughter's innocence to the very end. Immediately after Darren divorces her, Jenna is taken away to prison to serve time for felony arson, and it is unknown how Pamela reacts to this turn of events.
Her dog: She mentions she has a diabetic dog, whom she seems to be very attached to, although the animal's costs for insulin seem to stress her a lot.
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