|“||I didn't spend four years studying theatre at The University of Phoenix to be shit on by ALL the likes of you! You all want to learn so much? Well, why don't you learn how to shut the fuck up you pre-pubescent taint ticklers! Because from this point on, Mr. Mack is in charge!||”|
John Michael McNeely, nicknamed "Mr. Mack" by himself, is the new English and Theater teacher at Overland Park High School. He replaced Ms. Montalban because she went on vacation to Mexico, was brutally murdered and her body was left at the border stuffed with mescaline.
Mr. McNeely is a dorky teacher who at first tries to be hip with the students, but fails miserably after promoting fun in the classroom. The students then dub him "The Douche Teacher" and let him know they'd like him better if he would just simply teach them English instead of trying to relate to them. He eventually shows his dark side when Brittnay pushes him over the edge.
Mr. McNeely introduced himself to his class by presenting a video all about him. The video is filled with lame jokes and puns, poor special effects, bad cultural references, and impressions all to which Mr. McNeely presents as a conversation between himself and the screen.
- He boasted about having followers on a popular video sharing app Vine.
- His video got 64 likes on vimeo.
- He studied Theatre at the University of Phoenix.
- He has no friends.
- At the end of Episode 52 he said that if one more incident involving Jenna were made, Mackenzie, Brittnay, Trisha and the rest of the cheerleaders would be forbidden to cheer for the rest of the year, including state championship. Seeing that he's a teacher it's unknown how he'll make that possible.