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Oisin McGrann is a 22-year old, 6 ft 5 runnerback for the Shawnee Mission West football team, the Vikings. He was held back 5 years, which is how he is still in high school.
Oisin is known as "The Bone Breaker" because of how much damage he does during his team's games. He also put 27 players in the hospital, one still in a coma. Oisin has a very rude personality and proceeds to threaten on national television against the Overland Park Football Team, including insulting Matthew Derringer due to him having no genitalia.
- He is a reigning state champion of the year in Kansas.
- He mispronounces his own name.